Dear ... God

Dear God,

Please can you give me the opportunity to get a follow up on my CV in PERSON with whomever I apply to.

Please let me generate some more income this year as a "model" even though I am nowhere near the like of Abby Lee Kershaw, Freja, Coco Rocha & co.

Please let me meet more sociable and like-minded people at events when I go out not girls giving bitchy side glances and boys who think they are the king because they are pouring me Dom Perignon like it's holy water or some shit.

And please let my guy see that I am TRYING to work as much as I can and that I'm not just lounging about all day spending money.

And please save me from going crazy becuase I really think I am which is why I can't wait to see that shrink on Friday.

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